Dad, I don't think I want to learn this song for piano this week.
How come?
Well, it's scary. Look at the picture. Look at the words.
Why don't you change it?
I can do that? I'm allowed?
Get your pencil crayons out and change it
So I can change the picture and the words?
You can.
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Dad! Look at this awesome song about Sam the Clown!